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John Merrifield is a comedian, activist, freelance writer, and satirist. He was born and raised in Lafayette, Louisiana but resides in Brooklyn, New York, where he spends most of his free time growing vegetables, cooking Cajun food, and taking pictures of his cats. He is also the host and creator of a comedy podcast called “Oof.” and founder of a wildly popular Cajun meme group called cajUUUn Memes. Follow him on Twitter at @jbmerrifield

• Single Cop with No Children Settles for Beating Meat

  By John Merrifield on September 13, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  “I’ve been a cop for 15 years, ever since we had our first boy. It’s always been pretty stressful, but Gloria was always there waiting for me when I got home,” noted DeGregorio. “When she finally escaped, I had to sit my boys down and let them know they were gonna have to step up. Now that they’re gone too, it’s like I don’t even know what to do with my hands.”

• Christ Returns in Full Riot Gear

  By John Merrifield on August 19, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  “As soon as we heard the trumpets, we freaked the fuck out. We thought it was another wave of ska,” one protestor told reporters. “Then all of the sudden, here comes J-Chrizzy, cruising down Pennsylvania Avenue in a beat-up Kia and combat armor.”

• Leaked Biden Campaign Strategy Literally Just the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

  By John Merrifield on August 4, 2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Here’s the deal, bucko. America doesn’t know what it needs. Doesn’t know what’s good for it. People wanna defund police, for Pete’s sake. I’m gonna have to constantly reinforce the idea that the people are lost sheep, and I am the shepherd come to lure them back to my home.