Donald Trump Is So Rich He Has Eaten Fried Ballsack: and You’re Going to Tell Me That Isn’t Gay?

A scrumptious ballsack delicatessen….

Rich people are often known for their adventerous palettes. For some, however, escargot just isn’t enough.

So they started eating ball sacks off the French island of the Riviera’s.

The island where they eat ball sacks.

Donald Trump purportedly ate his first fried ball sack in June 2010 after Trump University went bankrupt… and Gordon Ramsay had a god damn hay-day.

Anyways — he has eaten ~13 ball sacks of wide varietes since that special day. Some say he ate one the day he was inaugurated as a way to celebrate. Why is eating something like an Elk ballsack so enticing to the .01%? Why are rich people like this?

A diary entry from Donald Trump:

“It’s lonely at the top… all this ballsack… no one to share it with :(“



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